This is bollocks, i need to be slammed hard. Been like 2 weeks, and this is bullshit.
I wish i could talk to some of my girl mates, just about shit. But its all the same shit and there so bored of it
I didnt have sex for about a week, and stayed over at my boyfriends last night. We fucked liked animals for about a hour, until he finished. Quick water break then i jumped right back on him, and rid him like a monster, made him cum 3 more times. Im a great lass!!
I hate staying in on weekends, im 19 years of age i should be living every weekend like its my last!
goat-on-the-ceiling: videohall: A spider wouldn’t move from my monitor, so I gave him a trip into another dimension im actuyally cryinhg
This man. OMG.
You’ve never known true pain until your boyfriend accidentally sticks it up your...– (via yourfilthysexsecret)
When i went to go and watch blink, i was just standing there waiting for them to come on after All American Rejects finished, and i felt something hit my arm, i looked down and my boyfriend noticed it was a guitar pic, i picked it up and it had the blink logo on it. Then this stranger said it was his, and like a idiot i gave it to him, but im always gonna think did it come from Mark or Tom. WHAT...
PLEASE JUST DONT PLAY WITH ME, MY PAPER HEART WILL BLEED
God isnt real
thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
Actually don't think i can cry anymore tears over...
Might just watch Johnny Bravo all night
sydneyyishumbugg: Bring me food and let me love you.
can a drummer get some? →
Blink 182, last night NIA
FUCKING AMAZING, swear nearly broke down when they performed DOWN. dear me.
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina